Apparently the correct response to COVID-19 is to wrap it in toilet paper and build a bottled-water moat surrounding castle walls made entirely of stacked gallon jugs full of hand sanitizer. At least, that’s what the empty store shelves tell me. The CDC recommended that we stock an extra two weeks’ groceries and supplies in case of quarantine, but a lot of people have gone one, two, or a hundred steps further into preparing for a society-ending apocalypse. They don’t seem to realize that their panic causes the very panic they’re panicking over. They have absolutely no regard for the rest of us. And did they not have hand sanitizer, soap, or cleaning supplies before all this started? Because that’s what they’re acting like, and I don’t want to go to their houses for dinner!
There’s a reptilian brain in all of us, a dark red spark ready to flare as soon as it senses danger. Run. Hide. Fight. Survive, at all costs. To hell with everyone else. None of us are immune, but some of us seem to flare faster and harder than others. Why are we somewhat wary, while others at normal risk are on a hair-trigger? Why do we buy two weeks of groceries, while others buy twenty years? Why do we get by with washing our hands and avoiding unnecessary outings, while others are no doubt hiding with plenty of guns in their pre-outfitted bunkers?
Fear is its own kind of virus, and like any virus, some people get it worse than others. Maybe we should take precautions against fear the same way we take precautions against COVID-19. Take the sting out of it with a few common-sense preparations. Practice social distancing from those who seem most sick with it. Stock up on facts and don’t believe everything you read on Facebook. Have some consideration for others; don’t cough your fear into their faces, don’t infect their kids with it, and leave them some damn toilet paper!
Above all else, remember what our earliest human ancestors learned long ago: one person can’t outrun a sabertooth tiger, but several persons acting with one accord can fight one off. We are stronger and safer when we overcome our reptilian fear response and work together.
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